// Oh my god these are so bad I'm sorry // Quit Doom 1 messages QUITMSG1 = "please don't leave, there's more\ndemons to fuck!"; QUITMSG2 = "let's beat it -- this is turning\ninto an orgy!"; QUITMSG3 = "no one turns down imp-tan! no one!"; QUITMSG4 = "9 out of 10 people are cool,\nthe other one pressed y."; QUITMSG5 = "don't leave yet -- there's an\norgy around that corner!"; QUITMSG6 = "press y to become impotent."; QUITMSG7 = "press y to remain a virgin forever."; // Quit Doom II messages QUITMSG12 = "look, bud. you leave now\nand you forfeit your orgasm count!";